Wasn't as dramatic as it sounds. Just know that I was very cool the entire time.
[But, okay! He'll shuffle the cards again, then lay them out.]
Your first card is The World. That one's your past. As the earth changes and renews itself with the seasons, when some jackass hasn't fucked it up, so too have you concluded a major chapter in your life. With its completion, things are going to be different going forward - you can't rely on the same methods that have served you in the past.
Next up, the present - [He audibly flips a card.] - ooh, that's Death. No worries, not literal...it just means that you're surrounded by a need for great change. It's like a forest fire, you know - burning away the old brush to make way for new things to grow. You can't really stop it, and trying isn't good for you.
And the future iiiiiiis...the Seven of Pentacles. It's got Naočale on it! You know, Jake's crocodile thing? Anyway, frustrations are ahead of you, and a lot of hard work. You need to keep your head down and focus on the task at hand. There may be a particularly infuriating person in your future...I'm getting a C name, do you know anybody with a C name who's an asshole?
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[But, okay! He'll shuffle the cards again, then lay them out.]
Your first card is The World. That one's your past. As the earth changes and renews itself with the seasons, when some jackass hasn't fucked it up, so too have you concluded a major chapter in your life. With its completion, things are going to be different going forward - you can't rely on the same methods that have served you in the past.
Next up, the present - [He audibly flips a card.] - ooh, that's Death. No worries, not literal...it just means that you're surrounded by a need for great change. It's like a forest fire, you know - burning away the old brush to make way for new things to grow. You can't really stop it, and trying isn't good for you.
And the future iiiiiiis...the Seven of Pentacles. It's got Naočale on it! You know, Jake's crocodile thing? Anyway, frustrations are ahead of you, and a lot of hard work. You need to keep your head down and focus on the task at hand. There may be a particularly infuriating person in your future...I'm getting a C name, do you know anybody with a C name who's an asshole?
[okay that's not even part of the thing now]