I...well, I guess I would have just scared the shit out of people. Impersonated dead loved ones to screw with them, convinced them their house was haunted, that kind of thing.

[He actually sounds a little put out by this realization, because that is all he'd have done. His job. The idea that had him excited now was getting to chat with humans, not just small long-distance tortures.]

I mean, that would have been fun.