[Cynthia is...honestly not sure what crawled up everyone's asses and died today, but you know what, that tends to happen when it's been three months of everything being terrible, even if things are being slightly less terrible nowadays. So she's just going to take the general cheerful stance of "IT'S WHATEVER, MAN" and pass out a few things among the lot of you.
They look like watches; Morag will actually probably find them familiar, seeing as they're a slightly upgraded version of what she found in Jubilife City.]
These have a system on them that will allow you to summon a Pokémon that will take you wherever you need to go. They know the region well, and they won't falter or drop you. Trust them, and they'll be there for you whenever you need them.
They'll hold onto you; it seemed a little unfair to expect you to just cling to them the whole way if you've never done this before.
[Like, maybe three of you look like you'd have the core strength. More than half of you would die. Those in the "oh god you'd die" party are going to have to either figure out what you're doing really fast or get carried around by the abdomen like cats. Hopefully nobody here expected dignity.]
One of our Gym Leaders, Fantina, was really fond of the program when it was brought here. She was the one who made the initial decision, and it was never changed for obvious reasons.
[Obvious Reason 1: The world ended. Obvious Reason 2: Drifblim will not, in fact, drop you. Obvious Reason 3: This is fucking hilarious.
Now, time to clap her hands together and ignore all the whining Michael is surely about to do.]
I imagine it won't take long for you to get yourselves sorted out; of course, if you have something else that's capable of transporting you, you're more than welcome to use it.
[...Don't worry, we are benevolent mods and we won't make you HM it up. If it flies and can feasibly carry you, knock yourselves out.]
CONCLUSION.
They look like watches; Morag will actually probably find them familiar, seeing as they're a slightly upgraded version of what she found in Jubilife City.]
These have a system on them that will allow you to summon a Pokémon that will take you wherever you need to go. They know the region well, and they won't falter or drop you. Trust them, and they'll be there for you whenever you need them.
[Anyone who tries this will soon get a. Um.
Well. This. Drifting over to their location.]
They'll hold onto you; it seemed a little unfair to expect you to just cling to them the whole way if you've never done this before.
[Like, maybe three of you look like you'd have the core strength. More than half of you would die. Those in the "oh god you'd die" party are going to have to either figure out what you're doing really fast or get carried around by the abdomen like cats. Hopefully nobody here expected dignity.]
One of our Gym Leaders, Fantina, was really fond of the program when it was brought here. She was the one who made the initial decision, and it was never changed for obvious reasons.
[Obvious Reason 1: The world ended.
Obvious Reason 2: Drifblim will not, in fact, drop you.
Obvious Reason 3: This is fucking hilarious.
Now, time to clap her hands together and ignore all the whining Michael is surely about to do.]
I imagine it won't take long for you to get yourselves sorted out; of course, if you have something else that's capable of transporting you, you're more than welcome to use it.
[...Don't worry, we are benevolent mods and we won't make you HM it up. If it flies and can feasibly carry you, knock yourselves out.]