[ohmigod are we talking about how great Janet is]

She's probably the most advanced Janet in existence! They compile and build upon what they've learned every time they're rebooted, which...has happened to her a lot.

[He grins, both because he likes this topic and to gloss over that use of passive voice.]

Once she picked up my old boss by the throat and threw him into a wall. Cracked it and everything!