Yes, I'll meet you coming back when the universe has expanded

[azumods]

[Mars' chains had faded away as soon as the chains on Palkia had shattered, that unnatural red glow leaving her eyes; she doesn't stumble, to her credit, and seems to be trying to resist the urge to flinch or anything, but she's...not precisely looking too hot, either. Not like she's going to faint or anything, just like she's been through A Lot.

Jupiter is staying near her for the time being; ultimately, she's the one that addresses you.]

You guys can stay here if you want. Or don't, I don't care enough to insist. But we've got food and beds that probably beat the Center's, at least.

We'll be around, either way. Since I doubt you guys are just going to leave us alone after all that. Do what you want.


[OOC: Consider this a log to cover both any afterparty whatnot you want to get up to, as well as something to carry over into Sunday! Both Jupiter and Mars will be available for NPC threads on this particular log, should they be desired.]

Comments

[eudaimonikos]

Maybe you went through the shittiest evolution ever.

[.....]

I did read that thing about how you used to marry Pokemon, but I figured it was just some furry stuff.

[azumods]

"Furry"...?

[...she may have just accidentally handed you the launch codes.]

[eudaimonikos]

[ohhhhhhh, no

Michael grins.]

Well, you see, when a human loves an anthropomorphic animal very much...

[azumods]

...That's kind of weird and not a whole lot of breeding gets done, but it happens?

[HAVE YOU EVER JUST HATED SOMETHING, LU.]

You guys have a word for that?

[eudaimonikos]

[THIS IS TERRIBLE?]

I'm shocked you don't! Humans have words for so many sex things! They make themselves these costumes - [He mimes a sort of mascot head because this is just my life now I guess] - and get together at conventions about it.

[azumods]

[this is not going to get any better.]

Oh - oh, the cosplayers. We've got those, they used to dress up like Charizards and Rhydons and stuff back before everything changed.

[eudaimonikos]

You make it sound so innocent.

[Is that the word?]

I can understand Charizard, Charizard is cool. It's a dragon that's on fire all the time. You could put some pyrotechnics in there.

[azumods]

That's mostly it, really - they're mostly guys that like to dress up like dragons and things. I don't really give them too much attention, they're weird.

...You've got me picturing them wearing this stuff to bed with someone now, though, and I'm not sure how much I like that.

[She sounds amused, though, for what it's worth.]

[eudaimonikos]

If it makes you feel better, chances are that the other person would be in a different Pokemon costume. A Dragonite, maybe.

[He totally just selected that because it's the dopiest dragon thing he could think of, also he's literally only aware of Dragonite for the sake of this dumb joke yay]

There's no way that isn't happening. Or wasn't, I doubt it is now.